i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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