have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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