I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
