if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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