My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
