"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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