Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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