I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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