i just sent this text using only my big toe
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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