I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
soo... how was my night?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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