they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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