i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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