I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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