we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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