Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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