Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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