We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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