Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Even my vagina gasped.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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