whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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