his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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