random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
