office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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