some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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