Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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