I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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