This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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