I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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