fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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