the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My dick has a subreddit
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I had to cum in my sink.
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