My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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