She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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