I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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