You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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