Nicole vs. Life
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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