Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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