I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
3pm strippers are depressing
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
