ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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