I just made out with a guy for $7.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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