thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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