Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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