nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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