What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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