hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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