its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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