Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
