another moral hangover. fuck.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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