Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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