i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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