And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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