I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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