fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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